MOVIE REVIEW: Minions

I watch "Minions" and I don't see anything fresh or fun. I see a bloated adventure film that steals good ideas from better films because its own originality is tremendously limited. I hear and see repeated cliches around every corner that are only played for laughs because of mild physical comedy. I see a movie so annoying that I would punch my own child in the face for wanting to watch it over and over. I'll be the one that says it. This film is terrible and we can do better with family entertainment.

ADVANCE MOVIE REVIEW: Let's Be Cops

All the buddy cop measurements and prerequisites are plugged into the new film "Let's Be Cops," which opens this coming August. I was lucky enough to catch a very advance screening of the film. The writers here, led by director Luke Greenfield of the forgettable "Something Borrowed," have the potential of a unique idea and a decent pair of leads to work with, but it's the real cop stuff that bogs the film down.